stealing office supplies

want. to. steal. office. supplies.

must. resist.

I'm still at the office. I made silly mistakes at work today and can't put it off until tomorrow. People are starting to do illegal stuff... like the girl behind me, calling her long distance boyfriend. Not a good idea, really, when you're coo-ing empty nothings in a relatively quiet office and everyone can hear you.

I am tempted to steal office supplies. Stress drives this crazy madness! But I wonder how I am going to put into my purse this one metre tall, half metre wide roll of bubble wrap we use for fed-ex.

Popping bubble wrap bubbles are soooo calming. I take longer breaks by the photocopy machine, and when no one is looking - proceed to poke and pop that bubble wrap.