Over dinner, my conversation with a delightful, politically incorrect, corrupt, vulgar and oh so ever gay man from office:
So why men over women?
Simple. Its the way women smell.
What?! You mean you're sick of flowery, sweet scents?
No la. Down there.
I was already suckling this gorgeous babe's tits but halfway down, there was a stench (cue *flicks of well manicured hands over nose*). Men don't smell. At that point, I knew I wanted to be gay.
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And with another gay man around tea time...
You're supposed to come back from a vacation looking refreshed.
I don't know... I'm just tired
Must be that hair (newly curled). So hard to maintain.
So says the man who takes 20 minutes each day to accessorise... and his cuff links for the day were miniature penises. Oh well, I deserve a nagging from him then!
2 comments:
what?!
as if men don't smell "down there", too ...
=/
Good words.
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