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It is finally the mid term break (although work will be at break neck pace afterwards) and I was surfing websites, enjoying having nothing to do for a few hours. I decided to look around magazine websites and wandered into Female's discussion forum.

Lindang 8791* : i am scared i will get pregnant. my friends say eat pill will grow fat, so i was thinking of using condom since it can help avoid aids also. me and my boyfriend are starting to have sex and i think condoms are the best. anyone got suggestions on any brand to use?

Vikki Harris*: lindang which brand are you using right now?

L: hi vicki harris are you a angmo? now i am not using any condoms so need the advice on experts like you. thank you.

VH: lindang8791 you mean you are not having any precautions when having sex with your boy friend? Are you prepared for pregnancy?

L: hi vicki harris i will not get pregant. are you a angmo?

VH: Lindang8791 why are you so sure? My other half is. Why?

L: hi vicki harris so you marry angmo ah? then your children will be chap cheng so beautiful! my boyfriend say i will not have baby if his little brother never leak the thing into my little sister

VH: Lindang8791 sorry what is chap cheng? And what do you mean by leak the thing?

L: hi vickiharris chap cheng is chinese plus other color children.leak is the white liquid into my little sister. my boyfriend say that thing will make a girl got baby

VH: Lindang8791 what do you mean by other color children? Huh what white liquid? What does having sex with your boy friend got to do with your little sister? Sorry I am totally confused now.

L: hi vickiharris you are not very smart hor? so simple you make me say so many times. you chinese add your boyfriend angmo you will have chap cheng children that means not pure one. your little sister is where you shee shee and the liquid is from your boyfriend's little brother (where he shee shee) when you finish the sex

and to another person:

Jerene88*: No la lindang8791, the 'white liquid' doesn't cum frm where he pees. There r diff tracts, although they r all in the dick.

Lindang8791*: hi jerene88 who is dick?

Excuse me for the *vulgar post... I have not laughed this hard in a very long time. And humanity's sake, I really hope she doesn't get pregnant.